Radical “to the moon” thread

[kek]

mebbe i’ll go out to see if the fish store has some crabs for sale. markets always seem to perk-up when i buy crabs.

@kek

Thought I’d be cool, and buy 2 crabs for my aquarium (bought 2 because i get a huge kick from telling people “i have crabs”). Anyways, sometime during the night; a crab climbed a water plant to escape. Now I’m terrified I’ll wake-up with a crab on my nose, which would be the most horrific thing, ever. Dude’s small, fast, has a large pincher, and hides well. Have a feeling I’m never going to see that crab again, unless they stink when they die, then I’ll be able to track the lost soul via dead crab stench.
RIP little buddy!

some newer people on the forum might not understand crab thing. apparently, crabs are good luck!