Radical “to the moon” thread

[kek]

seeing some people complain about the “community governance panel” in other threads. problem’s they’re not talking about the most important issue, mascot choice. i voted against the zebra, wrote an enlightened piece on how terrible zebras are, and look what happened. smh

@kek

a mascot shouldn’t be forced, all listed would be terrible, but zebras are definitely unacceptable. zebras are the worst smelly beasts on the planet. https://github.com/ZcashFoundation/Elections/blob/master/2018-Q2/General-Measures/Foundation_Mascot_ballot.md

mascot for a cryptocurrency should have the ability to fly.

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zebra’s stripes only work for the most healthy. if you’re an old or sick zebra; lions will eat you, and other zebras will laugh at you as lions rag-doll your corpse. i get it, zebras’ stripes help them hide, but no animal hides better than the space pterodactyl! space pterodactyls are so good at hiding they cannot even be studied by humans.